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        <title>this little masochist...</title>   
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          NOTICE BEFORE READING:  This post is not a silly attempt to get people to say &quot;oh, Crashtastic, please keep writing on vox!!!&quot; or to get comments along the lines of &quot;I will miss your sparkling wit and glorious angst!&quot;  No.  I&#39;m not one of those p...   <p style="clear:both;">    
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        <title>waning</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-28T04:28:41Z</published>
        <updated>2008-01-29T00:34:30Z</updated>
    
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          69% of the moon is visible tonight. I just thought you should know.   <p style="clear:both;">    
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        <published>2008-01-28T04:01:40Z</published>
        <updated>2008-01-28T04:01:40Z</updated>
    
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          The absolute very next time it is above 50 degrees and raining, I promise to lie down under it.  It has been a very long winter with more snow than we usually have.  It almost feels as though spring will never come again.  Movies watched over the...   <p style="clear:both;">    
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        <title>with nothing but the thought of you, looking for me</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-28T00:55:50Z</published>
        <updated>2008-01-31T03:00:05Z</updated>
    
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          My husband is the most handsome, most adorable man in the world.  He&#39;s sitting on the couch with me, our laptops making our faces glow in the darkness.  We sit like this quite often....Facing one another, laptops appropriately on our laps, legs s...   <p style="clear:both;">    
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        <title>please stop caring</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-26T17:33:10Z</published>
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          If someone is blocked from your vox....they should probably stop reading it. Just saying. This goes for more than 1 person.  You both know exactly who you are (although the rest of my neighborhood will be curious, sorry guys, I&#39;m not naming names...   <p style="clear:both;">    
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        <title>My 10 Things (are better than your 10 things)</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-26T16:06:58Z</published>
        <updated>2008-01-26T17:24:54Z</updated>
    
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          This is the Qotd from, what?  Yesterday?  Anyway....here&#39;s my answer to the call to write 10 things you&#39;ve done that other people probably have not:   1. Wrote a novel when I was 16...and it was actually good (per my English teacher, other teache...   <p style="clear:both;">    
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        <title>it&#39;s always the chubby girls</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-25T03:32:28Z</published>
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          Why won&#39;t the chubby girls ever let me into their club?   1.  I am not talking about a discotek(!) for chubby chasers 2.  I am not talking about a book club 3.  I am not talking about AA     <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Rule #1 of this blog</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-25T00:01:03Z</published>
        <updated>2008-01-26T15:36:27Z</updated>
    
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          You will absolutely NOT tell me what I can and cannot write here. This  is mine. If I choose to use this blog as my goddamn therapist or outlet for complaints all sizes, that is my fucking business and my fucking choice. Not yours.  Never yours. ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>don&#39;t ever</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-24T03:58:30Z</published>
        <updated>2008-01-24T23:49:37Z</updated>
    
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          write me an email at work--a professional email (ha)--that says &quot;yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!&quot; that&#39;s beyond inappropriate. also, don&#39;t ever raise your voice to me over ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  i will take you down. i don&#39;t even want to be ____...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>it&#39;s. true.</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-24T03:51:02Z</published>
        <updated>2008-01-25T04:03:35Z</updated>
    
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          I&#39;m glad I&#39;m perfect. I&#39;m glad I&#39;m perfect. I&#39;m glad I&#39;m perfect.   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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